August 16 is International Homeless Pets Day

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Taco has a foster home, but he’s looking for his forever home. This kitty is sweet and mischievous, and gets along with everyone including dogs and other cats. Although someone was very cruel to him, he’s a loving trusting boy.

Rules for Dealing with Stray Cats

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1. Stray cats will not be fed.

2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.

3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.

4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.

5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.

6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.

7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.

8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time.

9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.

10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in “y”.

11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.

12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture.

13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.

14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.

15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh’n’Sweet kitty litter.

16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.

17. Stray cats will sleep outside.

18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.

19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.

20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.

21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lamb’s wool pillow.

22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.

23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.

24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.

25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.

26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.

27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.

28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is asdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier\’puyykmm4hbdm9l o9jmdskdm

Shady Celebrates Shark Week with Slimmer Waisteline #HillsPet

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When she came to us, Shady had the appetite of a great white and a waistline to match.

Shady came to me in early April after her family surrendered her. The woman’s other cats bullied Shady so mercilessly on a few occasions she actually needed veterinary treatment.

When I first laid eyes on her, I saw she was tremendous. Not in terms of intensity or excitement but sheer mass. Poor thing was so obese she couldn’t defend herself against the other cats; she was as helpless as a beached whale. At the time Shady tipped the scales just over 19 pounds, a huge gelatinous blob of fat. If that black cat had white chest markings she’d have resembled a great white shark with an appetite to match.

A kitty with her frame should weigh 11 pounds tops; she was carrying around the equivalent of an adult cat. It didn’t take a pet psychic to see there was a cat weight loss program in her future.

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Shady feasts on canned Feline Metabolic Advanced Weight Solution.

I don’t have to tell you, when my veterinarian saw her, she gave me the “overweight cats” lecture. If she kept on her present course her future wouldn’t be a healthy one.

Despite loving people, Shady preferred spending time in the guest room away from our other kitties. When she wanted to hang out, she would simply stand on the floor and stare at us. She wouldn’t jump up on the furniture; we had to pick her up. She had no interest in toys or games. All she wanted from us was snuggles. Hopefully, if she could shed the excess pounds, she could play like other four year old cats.

But how to do that? I worried that the combined stress of losing her family and changing or restricting her food might cause her to stop eating altogether. Then we’d have a whole new set of problems. Shortly after she came to live with us, I was invited to participate in the Hill’s® Prescription Diet® Metabolic Advanced Weight Solution blogger outreach program. Sign us up.

I have to admit I was skeptical. Shady weighed an impressive 18.2 pounds with a 21¼” bust when started her weight loss for cats program around July 1. I fully expected her to sniff the Metabolic dry food bowl and walk away, but she didn’t. Instead Shady planted her enormous derriere on the floor and began to dine. Really? Equally as important as Shady’s acceptance was getting my husband on board. In the past, when kitties turned their noses up at special diets, he took pity on them and helped them cheat. This time, because of Shady’s enthusiasm, both Shady and Weems stuck to the program.

Since Shady prefers canned food, we give her a tablespoon of the Metabolic wet food throughout the day, which she eats enthusiastically. She now jumps on the couch and stares at us to let us know when she’s hungry. I’m sure she’s sending mental messages like, “I’m starving. I haven’t eaten in three hours.” She also has a measured bowl of Metabolic dry food to snack between meals.

The Metabolic diet program even includes treats because we kitty parents still want to spoil our babies. Once again I expected her to leave the treats on the floor, but certainly scarfed the up and looked in anticipation of more. Her enthusiastic response to the Metabolic food and treats completely caught me off guard. This diet really was doable.

A little more than 5 weeks later, Shady is down to 16.6 pounds, a loss of 1.6 pounds. It’s hard to see her progress in the photos because she’s still a big black blob and she has a belly apron hanging down, but Shady has lost 2½” around her chest. (I wish Hill’s made a similar diet for people.)

_Shady IMG_7560_2She still doesn’t play, but she now leaps to the couch when she wants dinner or attention. One small jump for a cat, a giant leap for a waistline. She’s more interested in spending time with Weems and me in the living room where our other cats hang out and our tuxedo ChanChan frequently sneaks into Shady’s guest room. I find them lounging on opposite sides of the bed. Is Shady more comfortable because she’s less vulnerable or because she’s learned our guys aren’t a threat? I can’t read her mind. But there’s no question our little wallflower is more outgoing.

Shady still has a journey in her mass minimization quest, but I’m excited to witness her progress. It will be many months before she’s down to a healthy weight. She’s such a sweet gentle girl. I’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, Shady and I are going to enjoy Shark Week together.

Mars Attacks? Predators & Prey Inhabit the Red Planet

mars news flashOn Sept. 28, 2012 the Mars rover Curiosity took a photo that the conspiracy theorists would call “suspicious”. The photo, taken by the rover’s mast camera clearly shows (if you’ve ingested enough mind-altering substances) a rat hiding among a cluster of rocks labeled “Rocknest” on the orange, rock-strewn Martian surface. One UFO blogger pointed out the lighter upper and lower eyelids, as well as a nose, cheeks, ears, from leg and tummy.

I have to admit that after a couple of glasses of Zeller Schwarzekatz, that I either begin to see things in the Martian terrain or I fall asleep and drool.

As I examined this rather convincing photo, I wondered, “If there are alien rodents on Mars, did they take a wrong turn on their way to the moon, which as we all know, is made of cheese?” Or do they come to inhabit the fourth rock from the sun by escaping E.T.’s flying saucer in the same way Captain Cook’s ship rats came to populate Cook Island.

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A UFO blogger discovered this cat-like rock formation among the photos taken by the Mars rover Curiosity. This NASA photo is unretouched.

When I first learned about the Red Planet’s rodents I wondered if there might also exist feline inhabitants to prevent a pan galactic rodent infestation or the spreading of Red Planet Plague. Just in case the little rock rat ever escapes to Earth, keep your kitties close and your rat traps closer.

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This “rodent” was discovered in a Curiosity photo taken on Sept. 28, 2012. Where there’s rats, there’s cats.

It appears my theory is correct, as the eagle-eyed blogger of Mars Anomalies, UFO Sightings and More who was scrutinizing Curiosity’s raw photos believes he has located a couple of feline shapes on the planet’s surface. The blogger says the cat which could possibly be a fossil or a creature hiding among the rocks has clearly an eye, ears and a tail.

While I originally discounted his discovery, I have to say the “face” of the formation is compelling. I looked closer and found other shapes that I absolutely did not insert into the photo. (My tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.)

Catnado, A Natural Force for Good

Catnado, a natural force for good.

With the unbelievable success of the Syfy Channel movie, Sharknado and then Sharknado 2: The Second One, I’m shooting my own B movie: Catnado: A Natural Force for Good.

Synopsis: A Midwest American farm town is overrun by mice and rats because the EPA has outlawed effective pesticides. The farmers pray for relief. Salvation comes from an unexpected source when a tornado hits a starving feral cat colony then sweeps through the grainaries. The cats eradicate the pests and get a full tummy at the same time. The lonely children of the community develop friendships with the cats. The lonely old man adopts a stray calico and names her after his late wife. In the last scene picture the town gangbanger after being saved from flying debris by an old tomcat with a tipped ear. The kid picks up old Tom, hugs him and they both start life anew.

Unlike the Sharknado movies, there is some level of accuracy, since cats can survive falls, whereas in any other world besides a Syfy movie, sharks would splat into a nasty blob of red and gray.

Catnado: A Natural Force for Good. Coming to a screen sometime.

 

Told You So–“Safer” Rat Poisons May be More Dangerous to Pets and Kids

Safer rat poisons may be more dangerous to pets

 

A new generation of rodent poisons designed to be safer for children and animals may prove more deadly for pets, veterinarians say. The 2008 decision by the Environmental Protection Agency to phase out long-acting coagulants, which are dangerous to pets but treatable with vitamin K, led to the new group for which there is no antidote. Dogs that eat the poison can become seriously ill in two to 24 hours, said veterinarian Gregg Laurence, with symptoms including hyperexcitability, twitching and seizures.

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West Central Tribune (Willmar, Minn.)

Taco Celebrates National Nude Day!

 

Taco the bareFinally and appropriately on July 14, National N*u*de Day, my foster kitty Taco finally gets to go au naturel.

Our one-year old foster kitty, Taco, moved in with us on March 22, after volunteers at Irving Animal Services sent out a desperate plea for someone to take a badly injured cat. Taco, who suffered suspicious burns, hasn’t gone nekked since that day… until now.

Taco Sock Taco Shady 054Taco’s wound ran from the base of his skull to the between his shoulder blades. He reluctantly submitted himself to daily hydrotherapy treatments. But healing is itchy business, and Taco wouldn’t leave his burn alone. Because of the location and his very limber back legs, the wound couldn’t be fully covered with a bandage or E-collar. To protect Taco from himself, he wore an adhesive bandage around his neck and a shirt (originally made from my husband’s beloved 30-year-old athletic sock–a huge sacrifice).

Taco tshirtAfter he shredded his sock, Taco graduated to puppy tshirts. Despite all the protection, he still managed to reopen his healing injury. The best protection came from his final garment, a goth Old Navy dog tshirt displaying a dog skeleton.

french nail capsHe also was further humiliated by having to wear pink and white French-tipped nail caps on his back claws. He managed to quickly remove them. Eventually he got used to wearing them and left them alone (most of the time. Lest you think I make him wear feminine nails caps to poke fun at his masculinity, the pink makes it easier for me to see when he’s chewed them off. But I also confess, it’s funny to see the boy’s boy cat wearing pink “polish”.

But today was a big deal for my boy. He cast off his earthy  cloak. He didn’t die. He finally got to take off his bulky clothing and show off what God gave him. In celebration he streaked (both in the dashing around and the lack of clothing sense) literally and around the house for the first time since he joined our household.

 

_Taco sheds his shirt IMG_32_247Finally, my little charge’s wound has shrunk to the size of a pea. Taco is almost ready for his forever home. He’s the perfect kitty for a home with gregarious cats and dogs. If you’re a Texas resident and interested in adopting Taco, fill out an adoption application.

National Mosquito Control Awareness Week

mosquitoes5When you think about the most deadly animal in the world, what creatures come to mind? A great white shark?  Venomous snakes? Crocodile? Hippopotamus? Mankind? Nope, not even close.

The most dangerous creature is also one of the most annoying: the mosquito. Central Massachusetts Mosquito Control Project says that mosquitoes have killed more human beings than all the wars, famines and natural disasters throughout history combined—that’s more humans than are alive in the world today.

If you’re not intimidated by those tiny bugs, you should be. According to the World Health Organization, in 2012 there were between 135 million to 287 millions cases of mosquito-caused malaria, and 473,000 to 789 000 malaria deaths. According to the American Mosquito Control Association over one million people worldwide die every year from all mosquito-borne diseases. Not only do humans suffer from mosquitoes mosquito-borne diseases, our dogs and cats fall prey to mosquitoes, including heartworms.

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Mosquitoes not only transmit disease, they can cause allergic responses in sensitive cats.

While heartworms were once thought to be specifically a transmitted  by mosquitoes to dogs only, but we now know that unprotected cats are at risk of being infected with heartworm larvae too. Unlike dogs, who develop a spaghetti bowl of worms in the heart, cats develop  Heartworm-Associated Respiratory Disease affecting the lungs. There is no cure, and vets can only treat the symptoms.

It’s almost impossible to diagnose in cats. Tests are notoriously inaccurate. Veterinarians often mistake symptoms like coughing, wheezing, difficulty breathing, exhaustion, vomiting and loss of appetite, for asthma or another respiratory ailments. Some heartworm cats never show any symptoms at all. Somewhere between 10% and 17% of HARD kitties die with no symptoms at all. HARD cats can also succumb to blood clots in the lungs.

Indoor cats aren’t exempt. Mosquitoes can sneak in through a hole in the screen or as you close the door. In one North Carolina study, 28 percent of the cats diagnosed with adult heartworms were inside-only.

Protect your cat and dog with a monthly application of preventatives.like Revolution or AdvantageMulti. Also be diligent about emptying containers with standing water.

For more information about the world’s most dangerous creature, check out  www.mosquito.org.

June is Skyscraper Month

Highrise1High-rise Syndrome is a collection of injuries sustained by cats falling from higher than two stories, often from windows in high rise apartments. Most of these kitties accidentally fall from high-rise apartment windows, terraces or fire escapes. Not surprisingly, high-rise syndrome usually occurs in urban settings. Unscreened windows or windows with damaged screens are most frequently at fault. Amazingly, many of these cats survive.

You can protect your cats (and kids) by:

  • Checking your screens and regularly. If they’re not snug and secure, replace them.
  • Don’t expect childproof window guards to protect your cat. Most kitties can slip right past them.
  • Close your windows before you leave home.

June is Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month

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This month is Adopt-a-Shelter-Cat Month. So it’s a great time to introduce you to Taco. He’s my one-year-old foster–a  tabby and white boy, neutered, of course.

Taco came to me a couple of months ago from the Irving Animal Shelter. Someone had done something very cruel to him and the shelter needed an foster home for him. He was sweet; he was friendly; he was hurting. They sent out pleas, “Please, someone help him!”

The cat chair of Animal Allies of Texas asked me if I was interested in fostering the injured kitten. Of course. I couldn’t ignore that wound. How could I turn away from that face? But what’s with the name the shelter gave him, Taco?

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Despite the trauma he experienced, nothing seems to upset Taco.

I After bringing him home, I quickly learned why the volunteers worked so hard to save him. He’s a doll. He loves being with peopleh. This kitty gets along with everyone: cats, dogs, kids. You name it.

I had to do hydrotherapy on his wound every day. That involved spraying tepid water on the wound for 10 minutes. The poor little kitty who had been through so much would look up at me as if to say, “Why are you doing this to me?” But he didn’t struggle or fight. I never got a scratch.

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Although he’s so well-mannered, Taco doesn’t want to have to go to any more adopt-a-pets.

So now the time has almost arrived for Taco to go to a new home. I have to find  someone who will love him always. I guarantee you, he’ll love you forever.

But no matter where you live, there are millions of Tacos who want nothing more to snuggle up with their person at night. Many shelter cats have suffered so much, yet still have a gentle, loving dispositions. Please, go to a shelter near you and adopt a kitty. Better still, adopt a hard-to-adopt kitty, a mature cat, a senior, a black cat or a cat with health issues.

You’ll feel great. You’ll have a new best friend and you’ll save a life. Comment below about your new best  buddy. I can’t wait to hear who came home with you.

 

If you live in Texas and a’re interested in adopting Taco, fill out an adoption application at the Animal Allies of Texas website.

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