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Shark Week Special: #Sharknado & Sharks on a Train, for Real #Sharkweek

tornado leopard sharkIn a few weeks ago scifi fans, tornado aficionados and shark lovers will watch the final Sharknado movie, The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time will air on August 19 on the Syfy channel. The original movie, Sharknado, about a tornado that dropped voracious sharks down on the citizens of Los Angeles, was released during Shark Week of 2013.

It appears that the writers of Sharknado may have based the movie on an actual event. In October 2012 a two-pound leopard shark fell to earth, landing alive and still wiggling on the 12th tee of San Juan Hills Golf Club in San Juan Capistrano, CA.

sharks on a trainThere were no witnesses to the sharknado drop and weather was clear. However the rescuing golf course marshall believes that the small shark was dropped by a bird because it had a pair of puncture wounds. The course marshall put the shark in a bucket of water and released it back into the ocean.

The golf-loving leopard shark isn’t the only isn’t the only charcharinid known to use public facilities. As with the Sharknado movies, we move from California to New York City where a lemon shark didn’t so much inspire a B movie, but reenacted one. Many of us have seen the less than classic bad movie, Snakes on a Plane. But how many of us have seen Sharks on a Train? That wasn’t a rhetorical question. According to the Metropolitan Transit Authority in New York City, at least a few.

While weird goings on New York subways aren’t a new development, this might be the one of the most bizarre. Last August, during the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, riders aboard a Queens-bound train reported that unpleasant odor in one particular car. The unpleasant aroma wasn’t an unwashed human, but a three-foot-long dead shark left under a subway seat.

Sharks on a train tooSeveral cell phone death photos (similar to the ones of dearly departed family members in the 19th century—ewww) were taken of the piscine. Some prankster sent the deceased shark off to his great reward with mementos that any New Yorker would have appreciate, a MTA card (not sure if there was any credit left), a can of Red Bull and a cigarette.

The Mustelus canis, more commonly known as a dusky smooth-hound or smooth dogfish, measured about three feet long. When the train reached the Astoria/Ditmars Boulevard station, a supervisor pronounced it DOA, put it in a trash bag and threw it away. Not much of a sendoff. A spokesman at the Metropolitan Transportation Authority said they don’t know how the shark ended up on the train.

Sharks on a Train. Coming to a track near you.

Russia’s Largest Mortgage Lender Offers the Gift of House (Cat) Ownership

Sberbank  10 cats
Sberbank in Russia provides world’s best house warming present, at least for two hours.

Sberbank, the largest bank in Russia largest bank, is offering to a new benefit to its first 30 customers who take out home mortgages of over $116,000. According to Bloomberg Business Week Global Economics, not only are they lending money, their lending cats.

Sberbank Cesar
Like any good financial supervisor, the mustached tuxedo cat named Caesar monitors home loan negotiations quietly from the top of the computer printer at Russia’s  Sberbank.

According to a Russian legend, If a cat walks through a new home before you move in you’ll get have good luck. The state-controlled bank set up a special  website to publicize the puss promotion. “Order a cat for your housewarming, and bring happiness and luck to your home,” reads campaign web ad. Future homeowners can choose between 10 feline talismans: a mustached tuxedo named Caesar, Sonia a red lynx point, the Angora named Fedor, Caramel the calico, Toffee a Siamese, orange tabby Apricot, Kuzya a Peterbald, a gray and white named Knoop, the brown tabby Timothy and of course a Russian Blue named Smoke.There’s even a video on the that shows a couple of homeowners having their home blessed by the kitties.

Sberbank cats
(L-R) Meet Caramel, Toffee, Apricot and Smoke.

The kitties are all actually family pets. Some of them belong to Sberbank employees. As soon as the bank announced the launch of the puss promotion in mid-August they began receiving requests for loaner cats. Ownership lasts for two hours, barely time to even set out a litter box. Cat recipients must agree to an 8-page contract.

Even if you don’t live in Russia or  aren’t buying a home you can still have the benefit of a short term “tailisman” by contacting a rescue group or animal shelter in your area and offering to foster a cat. If a two-hour stroll fills a Russian home with luck, just think about good fortune in store if you save a life and give a kitty a safe place to stay for a couple of weeks.s

Catnado, A Natural Force for Good

Catnado, a natural force for good.

With the unbelievable success of the Syfy Channel movie, Sharknado and then Sharknado 2: The Second One, I’m shooting my own B movie: Catnado: A Natural Force for Good.

Synopsis: A Midwest American farm town is overrun by mice and rats because the EPA has outlawed effective pesticides. The farmers pray for relief. Salvation comes from an unexpected source when a tornado hits a starving feral cat colony then sweeps through the grainaries. The cats eradicate the pests and get a full tummy at the same time. The lonely children of the community develop friendships with the cats. The lonely old man adopts a stray calico and names her after his late wife. In the last scene picture the town gangbanger after being saved from flying debris by an old tomcat with a tipped ear. The kid picks up old Tom, hugs him and they both start life anew.

Unlike the Sharknado movies, there is some level of accuracy, since cats can survive falls, whereas in any other world besides a Syfy movie, sharks would splat into a nasty blob of red and gray.

Catnado: A Natural Force for Good. Coming to a screen sometime.