Here are my cats’ top eight questions.
When are you going to feed me? I fed you five minutes ago.
When are you going to feed me? I fed you seven minutes ago.
When are you going to feed me? I fed you eight minutes ago
Am I adopted? Yes, but you are my real child by another mother.
Why can’t we sell the dog for medical experiments? Because it’s too dangerous to place “for sale” ads on Craig’s List..
Why are your legs so weird? Humans were the prototype. God had perfected His design by the time He got around to making cats.
Why did you throw away the gift that I brought you? There aren’t any rodent recipes in the Mediterranean Diet cookbook.
Why do you wash everything I mark? Precision marking is an art form you know. Yellow clashes with the living room décor.
Why won’t you open the door? Again?
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1. There’s food in your bowl.
2. I just topped your bowl off – because I love you so much.
3. Your bowl is still full. We’ll talk when it’s empty.
4. Yes, but I chose you and you are and always will be my baby.
5. How rude! You shouldn’t think about your sister and brothers that way. I don’t let them sell you when they ask. Besides, who would you blame your misdeeds on if not them?
6. Same answer, lol.
7. I loved your gift, but I’m allergic.
8. Again?
8. Because you know you aren’t allowed outside.
8. Because you refuse to turn off the water to the bathroom faucet.