January 30 is the Anniverary of Charles’s Execution

Charles 1January 30 is the 365th anniversary of the death of England’s King Charles I. Unlike the United States, where people often fear black cats, the English have long held the belief that black cats are sources of good fortune. Winston Churchill even credited his wartime success on his ritual of petting every black cat he saw. His own black cat, Nelson, even attended cabinet meetings.

A few centuries earlier King Charles I had a black kitty ,(whose name has been lost to history) that he also dearly loved. He believed his cat would protect him from those who wanted to kill him. The king so feared losing his pet (and his life) that he placed a 24-hour guard around him. Eventually the cat fell ill and died. In December 1648, legend says the distraught king cried out, “Alas, my luck is gone.” Apparently he was right. The next day Oliver Cromwell’s troops arrested him. He was found guilty of treason. On January 30, 1649, Charles was beheaded.

Learn a lesson from Charles I. Always have a lucky black to cover your back.

Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

Edgar allan poeJanuary 19 was the 205th anniversary of Edgar Allan Poe’s birth, the American suspense author, poet and cat lover who is best remembered for The Black Cat and The Raven. Poe was born in 1809 and died in 1849 at the still young age of 40. He was laid to rest at Baltimore’s Westminster Hall and Burying Ground.

For seven decades in the early morning on the anniversary of Poe’s birth, a mysterious man (or maybe a father and son team) paid tribute to the author. Carrying a silver-tipped cane, the black-clad gentleman always wore a wide-brimmed hat and scarf to hide his face.

The Poe Toaster was first noticed in 1949 (in year of the 100th anniversary of the poet’s death). The night of January 19 the stranger entered the cemetery and raised a toast of Martell cognac to Poe. At the grave he left the unfinished bottle along with three red roses placed in a distinctive pattern. The Poe Society of Baltimore admits that some details have been kept private so they’ll recognize the real Toaster from the copycats.

Poe toasterA cryptic note left behind in 1993 stated, “The torch will be passed.” That apparently happened. A message left in 1999 announced that the original Toaster had died the previous year and a son had taken over the tradition. Watchers agreed that the Toaster appeared younger. A 2001 note ranted about the Baltimore Ravens’ Super Bowl chances, and a note in 2004 included a diatribe about France’s opposition to the Iraq war. Obviously not the same dignified old Toaster. The Toaster last appeared in January 2009.

At the time of Poe’s passing, newspapers attributed his death to “congestion of the brain” or “cerebral inflammation”. Today’s doctors speculate he could have succumbed to alcoholism, epilepsy, syphilis, cholera, rabies or even murder.

We have arrived at the end of an era. Hopefully the Toaster is now sharing Martell with Poe face-to-face. And in the poet’s own brilliant words, the Poe Toaster is “Quoth the Raven, “’Nevermore’.”

Meet the Rainbolt Test Kitties – Nixie

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Nixie poses for her favorite session ever: best cat treats

 

Nixie joined the family at the tender age of 4 weeks. Starving, infested with parasites struggling with horrendous paw injury, Nixie hung onto life by a whisker underneath a tree at a garage sale in Nixon, Texas. Dusty spied the critically ill kitten and convinced the farmer into selling her. Dusty scored Nixie and a bag of homegrown tomatoes for $11. After spending another $200 in vet bills, and providing a steady groceries the ugly little Siamese-mix blossomed into a swan, or rather a Tonkinese.

Shortly after Nixie’s rescue, Dusty’s journalism career moved from covering local politics and events to cat writing. Wigglebutt (Nixie’s nickname because of her sexy little sashay) proved to be a talented and beautiful model. The quintessential super model, she amazes every one by striking poses and taking direction whenever the photo lights are set up. Her striking visage has graced magazines and newsletters for over a decade and a half.

She is a cross country traveler and has flown to San Diego to Atlanta.

 

 

Name: Nixie

Age: 17

Best feline friend: No real cat friends

Favorite quote: I vant to be alone. ~ Greta Garbo (Actually Garbo said, “I want to be let alone.”)

Favorite food: Turkey

Favorite treat: Turkey

Favorite past time: Quiet evenings at home and and nibbling on turkey.

Favorite product test: Catnip toys and feathers,

Dream Home for Sale: Poltergeist No Additional Charge

Haunted home for saleI found the house of my dreams (or is it my nightmares?)—a 4-bedroom and 2.5-bath 112-year-old Victorian home. It includes bay windows, a study with stained glass, a moving bookcase (OMG), a large attic, a wet bar, and a list of other to-die-for features. The price tag is an affordable $144,000.

The only drawback, it’s located in Dunmore, Pennsylvania, where it’s so cold politicians have their hands in their own pockets. If this gingerbread home was located in north Texas I’d jump on it in the drop of a coffin lid.

The home listing at Zillow’s in-house blog, includes a caveat—the home is “Slightly haunted.” Slightly haunted? Isn’t that like being “a little pregnant”?

Nothing serious. Paranormal activity includes knocking sounds followed by hardly noticeable screams at 3:13 in the morning (but only a couple of times a week), phantom footsteps, and a terrifying apparition staring at you from behind when you look into the bathroom mirror.

There are also the disembodied voices, crying and door slamming. (If I wanted to put up with all that, I’d adopt a teenager.)

Oh well. I’m happy with my little Tudor-wannabe in north Texas. People ask me if my present home is haunted. With foster kittens playing the Gravity Game 24/7, how would we know?

January 4 is the anniversary of the birth of Sir Isaac Newton

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Bette performs scientific experiments on the specific gravity of some of her favorite cat toys.

Today (January 4) is the 371st anniversary of the birth of Sir Isaac Newton, the 17th century English physicist and mathematician who discovered the law of gravity. The Gravity Game is a favorite feline pastime at our house.

Our four-year old tuxedo, Bette is a huge fan of gravity. Objects (like evil cell phones, bottles of evil hand lotion or evil coffee cups left on the kitchen table must be flung off the edge in a continuous test of the power of gravity. So far, in the case of gravity vs. valuable breakable object, gravity (and Bette’s curiosity) win every time.

 

Newton 1Widely regarded as one of the most influential scientists of all time, Sir Newton is also credited with the invention of the cat flap.

Bette says, “Thank you Sir Newton,” for making her quiet existence so much more exciting.

Ask Einstein Teams Up with Catster.com

Einstein imageI just wanted to let Einstein’s two-legged friends and fans know that as of December 16, 2013, “Ask Einstein” has a new home at Catster.com, the amazing and widely online cat magazine and community. Please feel free to drop by every Monday and check out Einstein’s wisdom.

At the 2013 Cat Writers’ Association Awards Banquet held in November, “Ask Einstein” was honored with the AAFP Cat Friendly Award for the column “Cat Carrier”.  Woohoo.

Got a question for he who knows everything feline? Just Ask Einstein in the comments below his Catster column and you might be featured in an upcoming issue. (Letters don’t have to be written from the cat’s point of view.) Remember, any change in your cat’s behavior or activities could be a symptom of disease and should be investigated by your vet, even if it unfortunately involves glass tubes and cat posteriors.