People leave all kinds of things behind in their hotel rooms. Personally I’ve forgotten clothes, makeup, and some things I’m not about to disclose, but it takes a special kind of stupid to forget your real live show kitten, a real live mini-pig or your breast implants.

Imagine forgetting this cutie in your hotel room.

Imagine forgetting this cutie in your hotel room.

Besides the pedigreed Chinchilla Persian kitten, who was forgotten because her human was running late to the cat show, Percy (a 30-pound mini pig) also found himself accidentally abandoned.

But the strangest left behind item was the pair of breast implants. How is that even possible?

People used to tell me, “Dusty, you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached.” Fortunately for me, my head was safely secured. I’ve lost of forgotten a million things in my life, but never my boobs.

The word is, the owner hadn’t had them implanted yet. She had purchased them from the U.S. and was on the way to having her Golden Globes installed when she forgot them.

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The housekeeper who found these must have wondered if this was an oddly shaped mousepad.

 

For the record, the décolletage accessories and the kitten were abandoned at Travelodges in different cities. What a mix up there could have been had kitty and boobies been found in the same room! Can you see the look on the confused veterinarian’s face when he examines the prostheses, “I’ve never done an augmentation before, but to do this right I think we need to order a few more of these.”

 

 

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